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sherlocking-out-loud:

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i’m bad at math but i feel like something doesn’t add up because how is this the same person

don’t leave this in the tags @whippedbuckley

tooies:

lolt64:

ynfynytscrolltbh:

specialty38-deactivated20200930:

adonischildsupportcase:

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

(via mac-mcdonald)

panwithafrogman:

gayreinhardt:

I wish it was rudy time all the time

(via mens-rights-activia)

eileenleahy:

eileenleahy:

eileenleahy:

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking “let me rest my eyes a bit” thats the devil talking

she is very persuasive

where am i

(via misterlightwoodbane)

lizardsister:

kf1n3:

lizardsister:

moth girl giggling and blushing kicking her feet in the air writing in a pretty pink journal with a cute glittery pen and when you look at the page its just a bunch of drawings of streetlamps

I had to

I LOVE HER THANK YOU

(via the-gayest-dovah)

mythandwords:

theurbanspaceboi:

theurbanspaceboi:

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

i’m not saying creative block isn’t a real or difficult phenomenon. i’m saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you’ve been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

Always a good reminder.

(via supermysteriouscat)

icantwritegood:

marisatomay:

love to purchase items but at what cost

(via forestrella)

delestre:

alethiaii:

littlemissonewhoisall:

rainbow-femme:

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.

I fucking hope they lose so bad.

like to charge, reblog to cast

(via mens-rights-activia)

homunculus-argument:

thaylepo:

homunculus-argument:

Hey, if you have no choice but to infodump, always use characters, never the narrator to tell things to the reader.

This way, if you got something wrong and someone points it out later, you can argue that this character in particular was lying/misremembering/was ignorant of the exact details. You, the author, obviously knew what the real facts were all along.

*shoves plothole inside other less noticeable plothole* *throws a rug over it* My characters are dumb but i in fact am god

You. You get it.

(via crazyforkarmy)

moira-odeorain:

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

troutlawyer:

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

(via mountaingoatsmp3)